Hi - you're lucky enough to have reached Mark Alpiger's official, handy-dandy, killer-diller, wallapalooza of a WEB-PAGE !!  It is estimated that fewer than a billion persons on the entire planet earth have gazed upon this mighty work...

Now, you fervently ask, who is this guy ??!!

   Well, I'll be glad to fill you in !  I'm 44 years old, 5' 10" tall, weigh 126 pounds (there's no flab here), and you can no doubt see my brown hair and blue eyes from the above pic.

   My likes in life (in no particular order) are: tennis, computers, redheads, photography, and video games.  Even higher on the list are my niece Megan, and my nephews Nick and Ben, too.

   My dislikes are: people who don't keep promises, over-use of the word "cool", police who have nothing better to do than ticket speeders, and overly-serious adults (you know the type - boring !!).

   Oh, and if you're wondering about my unusual last name, here's a history, with probably more than you really want to know...

 
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